I'm gonna say upwards of 50, maybe more, I'm gonna cut myself short on this one. I mean, you'd have to account for the adrenaline rush and that goes a ways. I'm also taking into account how often I can comfortably lift and toss Sebastian around in a single play session.
Can I use one of the toddlers as a bludgeon against the other toddlers? Ya know, sort of grab him/her by the legs and just swing at the other kids.
It's a nice day out, maybe I'll go down to the park and have a go, there should be at least 50 kids there. I'll just step up and say, "First team of three that defeats me gets Ice Cream and a toy! Come at me bros!!"
Saturday, April 30, 2011
How many toddlers do you think you could take in a fight? You are in an enclosed space about the size of a small gymnasium. They never come at you more than 2-3 at a time, but they just keep coming until you cant go on. How many could you get through?
Friday, April 29, 2011
Who's the funniest person you know?
Alas, yet another difficult question to answer. I'd have to throw it into a three way tie. There are three close friends of mine who rarely fail to make me laugh. Ray, Dave and Larry. I couldn't easily pick which one is funniest, all three have me regularly in tears of joy.
Do you have an irrational fears that you know are irrational?
Yes and I'm going to be completely serious although everyone always thinks I'm joking when I say this, Nuclear War. I guess growing up during the ass-end of the cold war as technology was increasing rapidly, it seemed the threat was great and real. Ultimately, I call it irrational because I'm pretty damned sure it will honestly never happen, even if it were to happen, there's nothing to be afraid of because it'll be over pretty quick and everybody will be coming with me.
To be honest, with me, fear is usually a double-sided coin, and you better believe that I also look forward to the potential of adventures in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and truly, every time I move somewhere, I always make note what buildings have fallout shelters and sometimes sneak in to check out if they're still there.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Would you follow me if the cause was just? Even if it were dangerous?
Would you follow me if the cause was just? Even if it were dangerous?
I see you wear glasses in some of your photos. Are you nearsighted or farsighted?
I am nearsighted. I've worn glasses since I was 10. I got my first pair of contacts when I was 19 while I was living down in NC.
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Wednesday, April 27, 2011
30 Songs in 30 Days - Day 9: the Jesus and Mary Chain - "Just Like Honey
So, I was dating this goth chick back in...oh..93? Eh, not even dating. We would hang out and end up fooling around. Every time we got to her place, the first things she would do were light some incense and put on one of her mix CDs. This song was on every one (that I heard at least, I think it was her "mood music"). I never did mind though, it's a great track. Actually, I do like some of the J&MC's other albums, but the sound they had on "Psychocandy"...I don't think it could ever be repeated.
Ok, now I'm curious. If someone were to ask you what fictional character (ex: someone from comics or sci-fi or the like) I remind you of , or makes you think of me, who would you pick?
OH YE GODS!! I had a perfect answer for you on this and now my brain won't lock that tumbler!! Well...giving you an answer regardless. I'd say you'd make a perfect Rachel (Sean Young) from Blade Runner. I'd also put money on you making an awesome Wonder Woman ala the original incarnation where she was all Betty Page and bondage. There's definitely more, I could probably go on...
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
30 Songs in 30 Days - Day 8: HUM - "Ms. Lazarus"
The first thing I can say about Hum is that they were well ahead of the time they needed to be in, were probably too good to last and with only one "hit" under their belt, it's just a damned shame not enough people listened to them. This is serious one of my all-time favorite bands. Most who have heard them have the "devo-itis" (like that? I just made it up) where they only attribute one song to the band, however, like Devo, Hum has many good and better songs than just the one you've heard.
ANYWAY...if you haven't gotten it by now, yes, this band is amazing and you must go out immediately and gather their entire discography and listen to it non-stop until you know all the words and riffs.
That being said, here's one of my favorite tracks:
ANYWAY...if you haven't gotten it by now, yes, this band is amazing and you must go out immediately and gather their entire discography and listen to it non-stop until you know all the words and riffs.
That being said, here's one of my favorite tracks:
If someone were to ask you what fictional character (ex: someone from comics or sci-fi or the like) I remind you of , or makes you think of me, who would you pick?
If someone were to ask you what fictional character (ex: someone from comics or sci-fi or the like) I remind you of , or makes you think of me, who would you pick?
Fine, I'll play along. What was your first impression of me? Do you still have that impression in some way, or has your view changed?
Ummm...I still don't have much of an impression of you. Not a real one. You can't necessarily get a "real" impression of someone on-line, and we've only actually "met" for a scant moment in person. However, if I had to say something, I'd say, "Playful and creative" and I haven't known you long enough for that impression to change. So there.
What was your favorite thing to do during recess at school?
Eat lunch really quick then play hackey-sack.
Monday, April 25, 2011
30 Songs in 30 Days - Day 7: Morphine - “In Spite of Me”
*phew* I caught up. Alas, I’m certain to have to do this again. But I don’t mind and I hope, who ever is reading this, that you don’t either.
As one of the most sentimental and sad entries in this list, this song really stands out. I can go all “emo” on you and tell you why, but I’ll leave that for a more intimate time story over a coffee or a bottle of vino. Suffice to say, from the moment I first heard it, this song hit a place in my heart that I’d unfortunately never understood til then why it hurt so much.
The first time I heard Morphine was actually the first time I’d seen them live. I was listening to one of my favorite late night college radio shows and they put up tickets to see the Cranes in NYC for grabs, I called in and got them right away. Morphine opened and that was all I needed to see. Wow. Here was a soulful Jazz band played with a rock edge. The lineup was interesting, the only traditional rock band instrument being drums, the lead singer, Mark (who, I heard died in the late 90’s, very sad and unfortunate), played stand-up bass and had an amazing low sort of baritone voice, and the other instrument was a sax. No guitar on stage, yet they rocked. Oh it was amazing.
The next day, I went to Revolver Records on 8th St. and picked up the CD since I hadn’t the money with me at the show to buy it. It was their newest release, “Cure for Pain”. This song was on it, and it was a life changer. I’ll just say this went on many a mix tape, haha. Enjoy.
As one of the most sentimental and sad entries in this list, this song really stands out. I can go all “emo” on you and tell you why, but I’ll leave that for a more intimate time story over a coffee or a bottle of vino. Suffice to say, from the moment I first heard it, this song hit a place in my heart that I’d unfortunately never understood til then why it hurt so much.
The first time I heard Morphine was actually the first time I’d seen them live. I was listening to one of my favorite late night college radio shows and they put up tickets to see the Cranes in NYC for grabs, I called in and got them right away. Morphine opened and that was all I needed to see. Wow. Here was a soulful Jazz band played with a rock edge. The lineup was interesting, the only traditional rock band instrument being drums, the lead singer, Mark (who, I heard died in the late 90’s, very sad and unfortunate), played stand-up bass and had an amazing low sort of baritone voice, and the other instrument was a sax. No guitar on stage, yet they rocked. Oh it was amazing.
The next day, I went to Revolver Records on 8th St. and picked up the CD since I hadn’t the money with me at the show to buy it. It was their newest release, “Cure for Pain”. This song was on it, and it was a life changer. I’ll just say this went on many a mix tape, haha. Enjoy.
30 Songs in 30 Days - Day 6: Minus the Bear - “Get Me Naked 2: Electric Boogaloo”
Ah, Minus the Bear. Greatest new band to come out of the post grunge era.
Back in 2002/2003, right before I left LP to start working at Gamestop, I was listening to a lot of new music as I had a LOT of time to do so. I used to spend hours every week scouring newsgroups for new bands, downloading and listening downloading and listening, ect ect…
Under a header that said “New from Seattle!”, this band caught my eye by words alone. “Minus the Bear”. What kind of name is that? Well, certainly no stranger than “Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble”, but alas, it was different enough then the deluge of bands on the boards with every imaginable word preceded by “The” as their name. The album was called “Highly Refined Pirates”, okay…funny. The song titles, well, okay, they were all pretty good, but you know I had to check them out when I saw a song called “Monkey!!! Knife!!! Fight!!!”. I got the album and was very pleasantly surprised to find that they were nothing like I’d expected.
Their lyrics immediately hit home. Here were songs about living and experiencing life for the best of what it was and from a very honest and real perspective. It felt so much like the same experiences I’ve had and how I’d described them. The music, as well, had a wonderful feel to it, sort of bitter-sweet, playful, yet melancholy, just right for listening to no matter how you felt on a particular day.
To wrap it up, if you haven’t checked this band out, you really should. Ignore the hipster fame they’ve garnered in the past few years, they’re definitely worth it.
Back in 2002/2003, right before I left LP to start working at Gamestop, I was listening to a lot of new music as I had a LOT of time to do so. I used to spend hours every week scouring newsgroups for new bands, downloading and listening downloading and listening, ect ect…
Under a header that said “New from Seattle!”, this band caught my eye by words alone. “Minus the Bear”. What kind of name is that? Well, certainly no stranger than “Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble”, but alas, it was different enough then the deluge of bands on the boards with every imaginable word preceded by “The” as their name. The album was called “Highly Refined Pirates”, okay…funny. The song titles, well, okay, they were all pretty good, but you know I had to check them out when I saw a song called “Monkey!!! Knife!!! Fight!!!”. I got the album and was very pleasantly surprised to find that they were nothing like I’d expected.
Their lyrics immediately hit home. Here were songs about living and experiencing life for the best of what it was and from a very honest and real perspective. It felt so much like the same experiences I’ve had and how I’d described them. The music, as well, had a wonderful feel to it, sort of bitter-sweet, playful, yet melancholy, just right for listening to no matter how you felt on a particular day.
To wrap it up, if you haven’t checked this band out, you really should. Ignore the hipster fame they’ve garnered in the past few years, they’re definitely worth it.
30 Songs in 30 Days - Day 5: Ken Nordine - “Yellow”
Okay, I’ll be honest, I only picked “Yellow” over “Olive” because “Olive” is a harder track to find a video for and the “Yellow” track has J.R. “Bob” Dobbs. That being said, let’s move on.
Okay, just…listen to this guy’s voice. You’ve heard it before, but where, just can’t place it huh? That’s okay. It’s because his voice is EVERYWHERE. Ken Nordine has done more voice-over work than you’ve taken poos in your entire life. However, he also has a great taste for Jazz and has recorded several albums. The best of which came out in the late 60’s (that was a great time for creativity huh?) called “Colors”. In it, Nordine does a little playful spoken word album with each song being based on a color, what/who the color is, why it is, what it’s like, how it feels. The songs also follow a light paradigm about society as well, which you can either read into or just sit back, have a cocktail and enjoy.
Okay, just…listen to this guy’s voice. You’ve heard it before, but where, just can’t place it huh? That’s okay. It’s because his voice is EVERYWHERE. Ken Nordine has done more voice-over work than you’ve taken poos in your entire life. However, he also has a great taste for Jazz and has recorded several albums. The best of which came out in the late 60’s (that was a great time for creativity huh?) called “Colors”. In it, Nordine does a little playful spoken word album with each song being based on a color, what/who the color is, why it is, what it’s like, how it feels. The songs also follow a light paradigm about society as well, which you can either read into or just sit back, have a cocktail and enjoy.
30 Songs in 30 Days - Day 4: Butter 08 - “Butter of 69”
Grand Royal Records was fucking AWESOME. It’s a shame they didn’t last. But they left us a great catalog of music from which Butter 08 had sprung.
There used to be a magazine I’d bought throughout the early to late 90’s called CMJ. It was a music magazine focusing mostly on independent groups and artists or culled from a specific “feel” or genre, the kind of stuff you’d find on college radio or greenwich village record shops. Every issue came with a CD filled with new music. I still have STACKS of them, but this is how I discovered the wonder and magic that is/was Cibo Matto.
Cibo Matto was a “group” per se of two asian girls who had a knack for catchy tunes about random things (ie: food. I think the whole first album was food songs) with a very, VERY asian pop-culture sort of feel, broken english, quirky lyrics and themes, you get the picture, if not, just listen to them.
The girls from Cibo Matto did a one-shot, side project with members of the John Spencer Blues Explosion and a few others called ‘Butter-08’. This, in my opinion, was the first of a wave of niche feeling “combo-side-collaboration” bands to hit. Following this, and continuously including members of Cibo Matto I might add, such as Handsome Boy Modeling School and the Gorillaz (Miho was the first Noodles).
So, enough history, thanks for reading and enjoy my favorite track off the only album by this excellent collaboration effort.
There used to be a magazine I’d bought throughout the early to late 90’s called CMJ. It was a music magazine focusing mostly on independent groups and artists or culled from a specific “feel” or genre, the kind of stuff you’d find on college radio or greenwich village record shops. Every issue came with a CD filled with new music. I still have STACKS of them, but this is how I discovered the wonder and magic that is/was Cibo Matto.
Cibo Matto was a “group” per se of two asian girls who had a knack for catchy tunes about random things (ie: food. I think the whole first album was food songs) with a very, VERY asian pop-culture sort of feel, broken english, quirky lyrics and themes, you get the picture, if not, just listen to them.
The girls from Cibo Matto did a one-shot, side project with members of the John Spencer Blues Explosion and a few others called ‘Butter-08’. This, in my opinion, was the first of a wave of niche feeling “combo-side-collaboration” bands to hit. Following this, and continuously including members of Cibo Matto I might add, such as Handsome Boy Modeling School and the Gorillaz (Miho was the first Noodles).
So, enough history, thanks for reading and enjoy my favorite track off the only album by this excellent collaboration effort.
30 Songs in 30 Days - Day 3 - Outkast - B.O.B
Okay, it’s not remotely an unknown that I have eclectic tastes in music. I have long held a love for hip-hop and electronica although, to be fair, my tastes are decidedly picky when it comes to either. I do not remotely love it all, moreso, it could be said, that I like very little of it, but I do have my favorites and Outkast is one of them.
Unlike most, I was not introduced to the band by way of “I’m Sorry Miss Jackson” or “Hey ya”. This was the first song that really turned my head their way. I’d been a fan for sometime of high bpm electronica and groups of the ilk such as the Proppellerheads or Atari Teenage Riot, so the first time I heard this song, which was a sort of combination of that and a few verses of well put together fast rhymes, well..I was hooked. It was more of a pleasure, as they gained notoriety, to notice the breadth of talent in their group, and the pool of styles they picked from always keeping things fresh.
So there you go. I like this and now I sound like a snob, hahah.
Unlike most, I was not introduced to the band by way of “I’m Sorry Miss Jackson” or “Hey ya”. This was the first song that really turned my head their way. I’d been a fan for sometime of high bpm electronica and groups of the ilk such as the Proppellerheads or Atari Teenage Riot, so the first time I heard this song, which was a sort of combination of that and a few verses of well put together fast rhymes, well..I was hooked. It was more of a pleasure, as they gained notoriety, to notice the breadth of talent in their group, and the pool of styles they picked from always keeping things fresh.
So there you go. I like this and now I sound like a snob, hahah.
30 songs in 30 Days - a note
So…I’ve been lax. I’ve let a few slide, well, today’s the day to play catch up. Today I will post 5 songs for the days I’ve missed and today, complete with a little note on why I picked each. Horray for you!!! (all…what…5? maybe, people that are following this and less who care, haha)
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
30 Songs in 30 days: Day 2- The Lemonheads - Half the Time
1990: The calm before the storm as it were. It was when I first started REALLY coming into myself so to speak. I was about a year or so into my discovery of college radio, which was in an interesting place as the burgeoning indie rock/alternative scene was building up for it's big boom. I went to bed every night listening. This was where I first started winning tickets to shows for bands like the Cranes, TMBG, Pavement, the first two Lollapaloozas, Morphine, ect. ect. good stuff. It was also around the time when I discovered how to get to the East Village, NYC on my own and found a vast plethora of wonderful record shops that had all the music I had been looking for and a whole lot I had yet to discover.
Anyway, enough exposition, to the point! And away!
One night while listening to one of my favorite DJs (whose voice I'd had a big crush on), she premiered a new song by a band from the burgeoning Cambridge, Mass. scene, the Lemonheads. The song was called "Half the Time" (duh, it's right here), and I loved it immediately. That weekend, I took my measely allowance and head into the city to buy the album (tape), but they didn't have it yet, said it was on order (it took me another month to get it). Instead I bought what they did have by the band, their previous album, "Lick" and the initial more punk entry, "Hate Your Friends" both just blew me away, I fell in love with the band and they have always travelled with me on tape, CD or MP3 since. So...enjoy!
Half The Time (Video Version) Video The Lemonheads Contactmusic.com
Anyway, enough exposition, to the point! And away!
One night while listening to one of my favorite DJs (whose voice I'd had a big crush on), she premiered a new song by a band from the burgeoning Cambridge, Mass. scene, the Lemonheads. The song was called "Half the Time" (duh, it's right here), and I loved it immediately. That weekend, I took my measely allowance and head into the city to buy the album (tape), but they didn't have it yet, said it was on order (it took me another month to get it). Instead I bought what they did have by the band, their previous album, "Lick" and the initial more punk entry, "Hate Your Friends" both just blew me away, I fell in love with the band and they have always travelled with me on tape, CD or MP3 since. So...enjoy!
Half The Time (Video Version) Video The Lemonheads Contactmusic.com
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