3 part question; How many countries have you gone twosies in? How many states? What is your favorite place you have ever "dropped the kids off at the pool"?

Great, I finally get asked an anonymous question and it's a lame yet amusing poo question.
*sigh*
Anyway, I've only ever been in another country for about 3 minutes and 20 feet. Canadia. So...no twosies. States? Umm...Well...every single one on the east coast plus say 10? Maybe more? I don't know...I'll just say half of them and call it that.
Favorite place I ever did a dumpty do? That would be off the side of a cliff while mountain climbing. There was no stopping the laughter of me and my friends watching our poo drop hundreds of feet as we imagined the climbers after us coming upon it...

Ask me anything