Okay, you're traveling back in time to talk to your 6 year old self. Oops, you went back too far. You meet your parents shortly before you're born. What do you say?

Stay together for my sake. If you can't do that, just stay in touch and share custody, I'll really need both of you and what's going to happen in my life later would be better avoided. However, please, move north, I don't want to grow up in Florida, I assure you of that. I need mountains and punk rock.

Ask me anything